"Living in the ghetto black is everywhere you go.
Who'd of thought I'd love a girl with skin as white as winter snow.
In my Ivory Tower life was just a hostess snack,
but now I've tasted chocolate and I'm NEVER GOING BACK!"
Please tell me you recognized this.
And better yet.
You sang.
Come on.
Let's be honest.
Hairspraiy is the best movie.
Of all time.
Other than Gladiator and Parent Trap.
But whatevs.
That isn't the point here.
I don't know why on earth I saw this,
but in the paper,
or somewhere,
I read that a journalist totally made up the term "Ivory Tower."
Like wooooah.
I didn't realize that people other than Shakespeare got to make up words.
He filled up the freaking dictionary.
How much room is in that thing.
"Sox" is an alternative spelling to socks now?
Really?
"Hey. Would you hand me my red sox."
Boot to the head.
So since other people get to make up legit words.
And use them in legit instances.
I think I'm just going to write my English papers
using
spice
baby
kin
redic
obnoc
hilar
etc.
I think we should all do it.
I know. I'm a genius. Thank me later.
xoxo.
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