Oh the children

So.... funny story.

I nanny.

Overnight.

A couple nights a week.

The cutest most adorable children.

In the ENTIRE universe.

And they straight up say/do the darndest things.

Example:

Yesterday Em calls my name,

I can hear her and Lo dying in a fit of laughter.

so, naturally, I make her wait ten minutes,

then I come in to see she has made me a Mii Character.

It looked a little something like this:

Not only was I black and have a mustache.

But I looked like Mr. T.

Oh. And I was fat.

I remember the first time I came over and used sarcasm,

they thought I was straight insane,

now, oh man, they can dish it.

Those little monsters I have created.

I have inadvertently begun a war in that house....

Boy am I glad Matty can't talk yet.

Cause with sisters like that?

Good luck Matt.

I pity the fool.

xoxo.